Conversations With Evan

We are definitely living with a threenager!  Evan had just finished eating waffles for breakfast and I asked him if his hands were sticky from the syrup.  He said nope.  I told him to check again and he realized that in fact they were sticky. . .

Me: "Go into the bathroom, please and wash your hands.

Evan: "But the bathroom light isn't on."

Me: "You don't need it on.  You can see well enough without it to wash your hands."

Evan: "But I want it on."

Me: "Fine, I will turn it on." 

Now as I'm walking toward the bathroom to do the very thing he asked me to do. . .

Evan: "Mommy, can you give me some privacy."

Me: "I can't give you privacy and turn the light on for you."

Evan: "But I want some."