Em's School Day

Shawn was getting Em ready for bed last night and she told him the story of her day.  It went something like this. . .

When we get to school we sit down and eat breakfast.  Then Ms. Julie (her teacher) gets out the big broom and sweeps all the crumbs we dropped into a pile.  Then she gets a big vacuum out and vacuums us and the crumbs up.  She puts us all in a big trashbag and puts us in the trashcan.  The trash man comes and picks us up and takes us to the dump.  We get thrown out at the dump and a little while later the school bus comes and picks us up and takes us back to school.  We take our nap.  When we wake up, Ms. Lupe (the school cook) comes and gets us and she mixes us up with flour and eggs and puts chocolate chips on our bellys and bakes us into chocolate chip cookies.  So at the end of the day, when you eat the chocolate chip cookies that are in the front, you are really eating my friends.

So that's my child's day.  She has no imagination at all!  :)