Conversations With Emily

I picked Em up from school today and we had the funniest conversation. 

It started while we were still inside her school.  We were talking to one of her old teachers when she said this. . .
Em: It's my birthday tomorrow.
Me: It's not your birthday tomorrow. Have you been telling everyone that?
Em: Yes

And this is how it continued once we got in the car. . .
Em: It's my birthday in 2 min.
Me: It's not your birthday for 8 more months. It's your friends Scarlett's birthday this week.
Em: I like Scarlett. I like all my girls. I don't like bad boys.
Me: I'm glad you like Scarlett.
Em: You don't like bad boys either Mommy.
Me: No, I don't like bad boys either Em.
Em: I like Santa Claus. Me and Scarlett are going to see Santa Claus tomorrow.
Me: hmmm...Now you're just talking crazy Em. I think Santa is back in the north pole. I'm pretty sure you won't be seeing Santa tomorrow.
Em: No, you're talking crazy mama.