Conversations With Emily

I was driving the kids to school this morning and this is the conversation Em and I had:

Me: "Do you see the police car over there, in the middle of the grass?"

Em: "Why is he in the middle of the grass?"

Me: "He's looking for speeders.  Cars that are driving too fast."

Me: "If he sees any, he'll stop them and write them a ticket."

Em: "He needs to stop Daddy's car because it speeds a lot."

 

Haha.  Daddy, you are totally busted!